It's 2am...I am awake & hungry for pancakes.
Who's willing to cook for me?
I also need a volunteer to be my personal trainer. I have decided that if I want to have a flat tummy & amazing abs again I will have to do what the stars do & get a personal trainer. Come on - who's willing?
Did I mention there is no pay for these prime positions?
I'll wait patiently for a reply.........
Friday, July 07, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Happy Birthday America!
We had a great 4th of July...Parade, lunch & party at Grandmother's, fireworks...Here's some of our celebration.
Hope yours was wonderful, too!
I am so grateful to be an American!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
I'll Drink to That
Ron White's simple philosophy on life:
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life gives them vodka, and have a party."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life gives them vodka, and have a party."
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said, "You wear pants don't you?"
He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea - You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa."
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
On a wall in a ladies room:
"My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it:
"I do not"
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys tow cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what is in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what is in the bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God:
"Why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says:
"So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you."
HAHAHA!
She said, "You wear pants don't you?"
He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea - You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa."
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
On a wall in a ladies room:
"My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it:
"I do not"
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys tow cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what is in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what is in the bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God:
"Why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says:
"So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you."
HAHAHA!
Monday, June 26, 2006
Sad Sports Fan
Well, my last two posts were about sports...and this is one sad fan.
The Dallas Mavs loss, despite their commanding lead in the beginning of the series. And the US team is out of the World Cup. They played okay. I was just hoping for more. Next chance to prove ourselves - 4 more years!
Other than that, June has been a really busy month at work for me with Orientation every week (during Ort weeks I teach 3 days/week & have zero office time & somehow I am supposed to get all the office stuff done). Plus, we have gone out of town the last two weekends (to Angel Fire, NM & to visit the Barkers). I will try to post some of those pictures later this week.
I am ready for July - Nana Camp & vacation! Yeehaw!
The Dallas Mavs loss, despite their commanding lead in the beginning of the series. And the US team is out of the World Cup. They played okay. I was just hoping for more. Next chance to prove ourselves - 4 more years!
Other than that, June has been a really busy month at work for me with Orientation every week (during Ort weeks I teach 3 days/week & have zero office time & somehow I am supposed to get all the office stuff done). Plus, we have gone out of town the last two weekends (to Angel Fire, NM & to visit the Barkers). I will try to post some of those pictures later this week.
I am ready for July - Nana Camp & vacation! Yeehaw!
Monday, June 12, 2006
Go MAVS!
That was just an old-fashioned butt-kickin' last night!
2 games ahead...They're in it to win it!
GO MAVS!
Friday, June 09, 2006
World Cup
The World Cup kicked off today. The US plays the Czech Republic (I think they're ranked #2 in the world) on Monday. And then we play Italy later in the week. I hope we play well & show the world that Americans can play football/soccer too!
My favorite sport throughout my life has been soccer. I loved playing - started at age 8 and played until I went into nursing school. I have considered playing since we moved back to Lubbock...but I think I am way too out of shape & I have no idea where I'd find the time. But I love the game - I'll always be a fan!
Any other soccer fans?
My favorite sport throughout my life has been soccer. I loved playing - started at age 8 and played until I went into nursing school. I have considered playing since we moved back to Lubbock...but I think I am way too out of shape & I have no idea where I'd find the time. But I love the game - I'll always be a fan!
Any other soccer fans?
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